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New Elgin

Biggest Free State in Britain, often confused with New York due to it also being the City that never sleeps. Also well known as Scotlands oldest man frequents this suburb for a pint, Bud Rose, aged 124.
Have you ever visited New York to see the Free State
“Do you mean New Elgin as it’s bigger”
“Ah yes, I mean New Elgin, i’m off there to see Bud Rose old bastard”
by hooraboy January 4, 2023
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News

The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
I have been watching the News, Santa, and it sure makes people angry.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
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Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019
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New Delhi Smelly

Extremely pungent and potent fart aromas caused by consuming lots of Indian food.
Bill went to Tandoori Kitchen for lunch buffet today. Now we're all gonna get blasted with the New Delhi Smelly.
by aviastar December 7, 2021
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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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