The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
by Stroughbries2763 September 03, 2022
The act of having relations with a girl while hitting it from the back while eating a Philly cheesesteak and using her back as a plate
I took her back to my place and New Yorking her I took her from behind and ate a philly while using her back as a plate
by Dirtytexan August 11, 2021
by Yellowfang42266 September 07, 2021
by Santa Monica Dave September 09, 2007
When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022