Urban Dictionary

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.

Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease February 25, 2021

Urban Dictionary

So imagine a library, full of wisdom, but 75% of the writers are just memers who do it for the knee slappers and funnies.

Urban dictionary taught me that the word "Bread" is a sex move.

by GiantEnemyAnt October 23, 2022

Urban emporer

a person who is addicted to a game, Evony. They act like they build a castle, conquer lands and rule people but what they all do is sit on a computer, live in city and attack more 'imaginary' land.

Gosh, I can't go on computer because my brother is such an urban emporer...

by Lollica May 8, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A website that people use when their in school or doing homework

I failed my math test because of urban dictionary

by STOP LOOKING AT ME 69 September 24, 2019

Urban Origin

A word that you hear among friends or in an NSFW program and you don't think googling it will give you the results you want, so you go to Urban Dictionary

Friend: Spent an extra five minutes in the bathroom because of morning wood, stain wouldn't get out of the carpet.
Innocent Friend: Oh, okay.
-looks up on Google-
A monster in Terraria? Must be of Urban Origin.
-looks up on UD-

by Chinis Chink February 29, 2016

Urban dictionary

A place where whenever I vote for a definition of a word I pick the answer that makes me laugh.

Urban dictionary user: FRIEND a person who's always there for you
Me:NO

by EntermeSEMPIE February 2, 2020

urban dictionary

a gift that keeps on giving.

urban dictionary is infinitely entertaining.

by spookyscientist November 22, 2021