Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

Barnsley chicken

A cat. A name coined (circa 1984) in the coalfields of Northen England when striking miners struggled to provide for their families and had to become ultra resourceful.

Small child - "Mam, this meat tastes funny!"
Mam - "that's a bit of finest Barnsley chicken, you ungrateful little sod. You'll either like it or lump it!"

by Pigbreeder June 25, 2022

Crack Chicken

Another term for Southern Classsic chicken. Chicken that is cheap yet so good it is addictive. A term used mostly in North Louisiana.

"Hey they got somma dat crack chicken down the road! Wanna get some?"
"No, imma be broke by the time I stop eating!"
"Girl please, it's cheap!"

by Poxlinn July 2, 2022

Slippery chicken sandwich

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.

Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.

by Willydue July 7, 2022

Popeyes Chicken

A focken awesome food

"Popeyes chicken is fuckin awesome" -Little Nicky

by Preston Gravy July 23, 2022

Fact Checker

A person employed to keep facts in check by publishing declarations that the truth is false and that falsehoods are true.

The claim that Colonel Sanders stole his recipe is a completely fabricated falsehood. That's why the fact checkers at Snopes declared that the claim "alludes to a deeper truth".

by RealityGuide July 29, 2022

Copper chicken nugget

When a girl is on her period and she shoves a chicken nugget up her vagina for the sauce.

That bitch tried to feed me a Copper chicken nugget

by Copperchickennugget August 2, 2022