shit nails

A term used to describe an angry or extremely unpleasant surprise in reaction to information or a situation. Akin to "shitting a brick," the term derives its meaning from the horrific experience that "shitting nails" would be, and thus a person suffering through it would naturally be in a pissy mood.

"Evelyn shit nails when I told her I didn't really get a vasectomy."

by Pimpsta G February 26, 2008

Allsortzah shit

to do allsortzah shit is to do a lot of things at once, in other words this basically means to "multitask".

Donald: hey man, what are you up to?
Dilld: I'm doin' allsortzah shit!
Donald: you doin' allsortzah shit?
Dilld: yeah man, I'm doin' allsortzah shit!
Donald: I see, I see; see that J.I. he doin' allsortzah shit!
James B. Inthell: yes he is...

by Nriya October 5, 2007

shit-tramp

the worst possible way a person can look, or an outfit that is made up of the worst clothes available to you.
even tramps have standards, but not today!
if you looked any worse then u would probably be dead.

"the look i'm going for today is well shit-tramp!"

"my jeans look proper shit-tramp today cos i just can't be arsed"

"you look like a shit-tramp dude, hav a wash and get some new threads"

by JustJuice October 8, 2007

shit creeping

one who is always in the way of you doing something.

Man: Dude stop shit creeping on my hacky sack game

by Shane (Dez) July 4, 2008

idiot shit

refer to fuck tard only more stupid

Cody Varner is such an idiot shit, he dated that ugly ogre looking bitch.

by Seemore Asses February 21, 2009

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

ball of shit

feeling like not two balls of shit, but just ONE big hairy ball of shit.

I was so sick I went into bed and curled un into a ball of shit.

by candystripjellopuff July 26, 2014