This phrase refers to a non-existent browser game that has never existed, this phrase was created in government conspiracy.
by the feds!!!!! May 12, 2024
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
by Da dawg April 19, 2024
Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.
by Circumcised tortoise December 30, 2018
by Theejaculator October 05, 2020
a runescape player who makes videos on youtube
by monkey dudu May 19, 2016
by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021