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Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
by E Ruff September 26, 2021
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Red

Some flop from twitter who dies to fall damage
Red ate my pizza

Red tried to trickshot but died rip bozo
by I forgor what apple color is September 27, 2021
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red

the funny sus word from among us laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji
Cyan: who killed pink?
Green: red because red sus!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
by justleafy2003 October 4, 2021
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Sagittarius red

One of three types of Sagittarius.

The kind that lets made up material define them,, such as made up written material about a sign and they believe without any real thought and let nonsense define their lives instead of creating their own story and life. Dumb
She's a Sagittarius but she's the red kind. Sagittarius red
by Kage machine October 5, 2021
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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

Oh yeah, definitely
by shustudent1 October 5, 2021
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Infinite Red

A dimension that alters universes and inverts everything the user that uses InfiniteRed is Corey his powers are pretty much infinite knowledge, infinite clones, pyrokenisis, infinite speed, infinite power, probability manipulation, soul manipulation, ersaure haxs. With a snap Corey’s he can clap u and including multiple universes and the dimension pretty much multiversal.
by InfiniteRed October 11, 2021
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Red

this name is an unspoken name that should never be used as a name as well, this man is a nasty, genshin, gremlin, cant see his eyes, little boy, hentai hair gummy bear headass tranny lookin dumbass bitchass schizo freak. cant even choose a hair color whore. (post made by two trannies)
one day… a human walks up to another human being
“h-h-h-h-have you heard about…” *whispers quietly and quickly in ear* “red” THE OTHER HUMAN BEING GASPS
“HOW DARE YOU SAY THE UNSPOKEN R WORD”
other humans look around as that caught their attention them whispering to eachother
*whisper whisper* “that tranny bitch thats robins boyfriend?”

“yah i think so..”
THE HUMAN BEINGS CALL THE COPS AS THE COPS ARRIVE IMMEDIATELY
cops: “i have heard about someone talking about the…” he breathes heavily “the.. r word.. the.. the unspoken word”

he looks at who was being pointed at by everyone
“youre coming with me missy.”
“IM NON-BINARY”
“i dont care, you said the r word. might as well execute you at this point”
after this story was told all around town it was a thought never brought up again.
this is why you should NEVER >:( say the r word. ever.
by f@g <3 October 13, 2021
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