Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap

Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"

by Acmeusa July 3, 2018

Skee-Ball Abuse

Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.

Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.

by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019

Ball sack attack

This is when your ball sack starts itching so bad. That you have to attack your nuts violently to make the itching stop.

Oh my god. I'm having a ball sack attack.

by Joey Bonadeuce September 29, 2018

Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.

You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

by the darker side of my moon October 7, 2018

Granny’s Yarn Ball

An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.

I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019