Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!

lets play with the penis.

by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022

penis

a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream

guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid

guy 2:i didint need to know that!

by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022

penis cum

to cum inside a penis

i would like to penis cum you

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis's revenge

by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022