Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems

Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid

by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022

Kid

Someone who thinks way too highly of themselves. They tend to have a false sense of confidence, sense of entitlement, and a low I.Q.

Ok Kid. Bye

by S. Savage January 2, 2023

Kid dinner

The eating of children.

Mark: I’m so hungry I could have a kid dinner.
Steve: what is wrong with you, you Cannibal!

by bobswift August 5, 2019

Fortnite Kid

Someone who spends 25 hours everyday just to shit on a random player. Usually nine years old, smells like BO and loves grilled cheese

Don't play with Tate, he is a fortnite kid.

by Daniel not fornite kid April 5, 2022

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

fortnite kids

fucking retarded kids who snort gfuel

we hate fortnite kids

by toxicturts December 18, 2020