Penis

A penis is a boys part *main called a pelvis* they use it to pee like woman

girl: moaning
boy:suck my penis baby

by sofialowkey December 27, 2021

Penis

Uriah’s goes in and not out

Bob:Uriah has a small penis
Uriah:That’s true

by Jooshroom November 8, 2020

penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014

who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.

I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.

by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

peni

plural of "penis"

look at all of those uncircumcised peni.

by Dumbtriangle April 27, 2021

penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024