PENIS

i have a very big penis

i want my big penis inside a toaster -Jac

by jakob has a very big peepee December 27, 2021

Penis

A human body part that comes in all shapes and sizes. The penis is only found on a male. The man usually plays with his penis and women do too.

“Wow, what a big penis!”

by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

penis

the sausage looking thing in men that can spray out a white substance called cum, can get more hard and long when stimulated to naked women, used to make babies in women, joined with the testicles.

I’m cunning on u

I’m cumming drink up
My penis is hard now

by Joshua morrils April 30, 2024

Penis

The thumb that women like to suck on. Just make sure not to bite it!!!

She rubbed her massive penis on his clit

by Z-Daadddyyyy November 16, 2021

Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now

Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020

penis

Something you search up on the Urban Dictionary when you have no life.

"Whats up my niggas! I just searched penis on the Urban Dictionary!" "Wow thats so funny! Hahahahahahahahahha!"

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024