The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.
Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
by Andrew Grey February 5, 2022

by Allie #1 Fan July 24, 2021

by Deano22 September 9, 2020

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.
These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.
Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.
These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.
Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.
by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024

by stan loona or i will come 4 u February 17, 2024

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

by VantaBlack526 September 20, 2023
