brown shmellkin

When a woman is taking a poop on the toilet & giving head to a man at the same time.

A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.

by L. Tigre November 10, 2013

Kendyl Mae Brown

Kendyl Mae Brown is a incredible girl.She is most likely a hufflepuff and is obsessed with this one person.She loves to FaceTime her friends and when she’s on FaceTime with them she’s crazy.She acts calm in front of new people though. She lives to fidget with things but doesn’t have a lot of fidgets. She crys A LOT and sometimes it’s for no reason. In conclusion shes a really good friend and just a incredible person.

Her crush-Oh there’s Kendyl Mae Brown
Her friend-yeah she talks about you a lot when we’re on FaceTime she also cry’s about you a lot but then I make her feel better by reminding her she’s in the same house as Cedric diggory
Her crush-wow...

by RememberDONTUSEYOURREALNAME January 10, 2021

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

Carolina Hot Brown

A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.

“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”

by PoopsieOnMahSquibba November 4, 2020

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

Leoni Brown

The original Cunt, from cuntsville.

If Leoni Brown works at your workplace, she probably heads up the cycle to work scheme.

by Get us a coke July 13, 2022

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024