ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006

Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

Money Ball

In the rare instance when a man has three testicles the third one is the money ball. It is usually the ball in the middle.

Dude I heard Jim has a money ball!

by RoughRussian September 22, 2011

Ass-balls

when your balls look like ass

damn! you got some ass-balls

by the guy that bangs yo mom August 19, 2009

ball buster

when a guy fucks so much his balls burst all over the chick

Umm jenny, just did a ball buster all over your couch. I don't think we can fuck anymore.

by Apha Kenny One June 16, 2007

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019

flex my balls

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome

I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late

by White-Rice October 31, 2017