Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

on-sand water skiing

Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

by itssojoever May 1, 2024

Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

Don’t water in me

Don’t cum in me.

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.

by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024

Pickford's Water Bottle

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.

Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"

by centurionsect September 16, 2024

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024