A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010
Get the Blue Ball Shufflemug. the act of calming down. it is usually said to a person who got angry very quickly over a small in important thing. it is most commonly used in places like san diego, ca or other fucking badass cities like san diego. similar to chill, relax, calm down. it is a way cooler way of saying chill your nuts kid.
by hurkhurk February 7, 2010
Get the calm your ballsmug. A combination of cracking someone up (making them laugh) and busting their balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
by mega.machine March 21, 2011
Get the crack your ballsmug. man to waiter at italian restraunt: "I would like spag 'n balls please. Extra balls on the side thanks."
by Danielle ( thanks to Seth) May 5, 2007
Get the spag 'n ballsmug. The act of making statements or assertions that are considered false by a third party. The third party will then attest that the maker of such statements is 'tripping balls'
Probably originated from reference to 'tripping balls', as used by LSD users
Probably originated from reference to 'tripping balls', as used by LSD users
by Komatoaster September 19, 2006
Get the tripping ballsmug. 1)the act of spinning really hard naked aim to your partners face and hit your partner in the face with your testicles
2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
by Raphael M, Cam J ,Doug M April 2, 2008
Get the ball sack smashmug. The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.
I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.
by PrinceMadness June 10, 2011
Get the Magic 8-Ballmug.