Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.

The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.

by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023

jis kid

Regularly defines a spoiled rich kid who gets whatever he or she wants, normally likes to flex what their parent have bought them or their useless skills, they also like to start unneeded drama every year so they can feel better about their own problems.

Jis Kid 1: hey what time is it?
Jis Kid 2: I don’t know let me pull out my iPhone 13 pro max to check, oh dang, it’s dead, let me check my Apple Watch, dang, that’s dead too, anyway, do you wanna go spread some rumors?
Jis Kid 1: you read my mind!

by John_69 August 20, 2022

IPad kid

Evan.

Even is such and iPad kid

by Lo_Paco December 19, 2023

Getting kids murdered

No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

bum ass kid

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

remove the kids

take the kids out of something. someone. somewhere

also used if there has a nsfw moment

presenter: "REMOVE THE KIDS"

parent: "get out, unless you want to get grounded"

kid: ":("

by lucoso April 22, 2022