What you see is what you get. 

It is shorthand for 'I may not be perfect, but I'll be making no efforts to improve, so be warned', in the same way that people used to say 'take me as you find me'

Guy 1: Dude, I fucked that chick that I met off of Facebook last night after seeing her hot pics.

Guy 2: Were her tits as big in person?

Guy 1: Hell yeah. What you see is what you get.

What you see is what you get. by DarrenHayes March 16, 2011

blabbers get stabbered! 

A humorous, more severe reminder to mind your own business. See also, snitches get stitches!

As Jeff cut open Rico the Rat's stomach, he exclaimed "Blabbers get stabbered!"

blabbers get stabbered! by Take This, Haters! June 4, 2009

To get functioned 

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

To get functioned by jeffbo February 17, 2010

Glendas Get Jobs 

A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.

"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."

Glendas Get Jobs by TooSharpe June 2, 2014

finna get krunk 

About to get really fucked up

Girl: are you going to that party?
Boy: yeah! I'm finna get krunk!

finna get krunk by bigtittygothnerd November 17, 2015

National Get a Gf Day 

On March 17, it is national get a gf day
Go get you a love of your life on this day

Hey , u wanna go out with me

Adeline- yesssss

Austin - I love you baby🥰
National Get a Gf Day

National Get a Gf Day by Onions smell March 15, 2020

cant get enough 

The girls cant get enough of me. They all want this sausage link all up in their McGriddle.

Yo man this baddie is all over me these past few days

She cant get enough of you

cant get enough by swiggyswaggyfartdoc December 2, 2020