doing a w0j

Naming sex positions of gingerbread men who are trying to sleep... a 96.

Doing a w0j:
Oh they're doing a 96.
A what?
A 96. They're trying to sleep and one is pissed.

by jdmon December 5, 2013

Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.

Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house

'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'

by JDeez26 October 10, 2019

never do that

never do that

when they tell you

person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont

by Rashomon May 28, 2024

Doing A Nathaniel

When you steal your Gran's glass eye and put it up your ass for an entire week

I almost finished Doing A Nathaniel, but my grandma smelt her glass eye all the way from iceland.

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025