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Nacho Cheese

Slang for the cryptocurrency phrase, "Not your Keys, not your coins", which became "Not your Keys, Nacho Cheese", often accompanied with a meme photo of a plate of nachos from Taco Bell.
Random no-coiner: Coinbase took all my crypto, they won't let me send it.
20 year old Crypto Billionaire: Nacho Cheese, Bro...
by Michael Light November 20, 2022
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Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.
Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom
by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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Butt Cheese

Cheese that is stored between the butt cheeks
women: dang i'm hungry

man: well i got some butt cheese

women: that is interesting, what kind?
man: i have swiss, american and cheddar
by igotcheese June 18, 2018
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origami butt cheese

Cow and goat milk in a basket that is formed into a cheese
Micah likes to eat origami butt cheese.
by XxcheesexX February 11, 2025
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cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.
P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
by DrNanite May 20, 2018
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grinches testicle cheese

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057
by zassanzz February 13, 2018
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