Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

Doo doo cheese

An exclamation like what the heckie or holy cow

Erin: I ate your whole family
Sam: what the doo doo cheese

by George Washington the nineteen December 28, 2024

Cheese Foam

A salty cream. Slang for cum

I just blew my cheese foam all over her face.

by The Cheese Foamer January 7, 2025

Cheese kabob

When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out

When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out

by Ref92 February 27, 2021

bofa cheese

A alternative name of a sexually transmitted disease caused from "Dick Cheese" or scientifically smegma. This STD can cause irritation to genitals and also cause kidney failure and/or kidney infection.

"Have you heard? Johnny gave Kimberly bofa cheese. I hope they are recovering!"

by thepowerfulgodofwisdom May 4, 2021

cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.

A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.

by JokerMads January 14, 2018