Angry Black Woman Syndrome 

The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?

Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?

Me: She needs to chill.

Angry Black Woman Syndrome by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

You ain’t black 

Words uttered by a communist towards black people who don’t support him.

“If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black!”

You ain’t black by FAGGOT DESTROYER October 14, 2020

Dropping Black kids off at the Pool 

The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl

Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.

Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.

Dropping Black kids off at the Pool by MC Hammer'd December 9, 2009

Lesbian Black Magic 

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

Lesbian Black Magic by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011

cuddly black guy 

overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)

Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!

cuddly black guy by tohellwithgeorgia May 13, 2005

Godspeed You! Black Emporer 

Godspeed You! Black Emporer (formerly Godspeed You Black Emporer!), is a Montreal-based post rock band. Their first full-length album, 'f# a# (infinity)', has 3 tracks totalling up to 1 hour. The tracklisting for 'f# a# (infinity)' goes as follows:

1) The Dead Flag Blues
2) East Hastings
3) Providence

They have more than just one record, however. GY!BE is well-known, but not in the 'popular music' way. They are on an indefinite hiadus, I believe.

f# a# (infinity) by Godspeed You! Black Emporer <-- Debut Album

Godspeed You! Black Emporer by Z i p p e r August 24, 2006

Cracker Black

A black guy that thinks he's caucasian

Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Air is a real Cracker Black!

Cracker Black by Brown Betty August 12, 2009