pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

Penis

Something a woman has

My mom has a penis

by PeepeepoopooMan69 October 19, 2022

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

penis buster 2000

a gun to blow up your penis

i need to us the penis buster 2000 tonight.

by Smart guy 2000 December 7, 2022