LoVe

Is fake and you don't need it

"I love you"
"I love me to"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

love-pushups

Pushups with a sexual nature to them.

-Last night I had a serious workout with Jenny...we did 20 reps of love-pushups!

by Jacobian October 24, 2006

love hammer

A Tamino-esque thing. It's when you claim something is Gundam, but it's really just a giant robot anime.

Boy 1: "Ooh! Is this G Gundam?"
Boy 2: "Nah. It's Psalms Of Planets: Eureka 7"
Boy 1: "Whoops. Love hammer got me."

by mechamonster February 4, 2008

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

by benthedude September 27, 2011

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

by Tuscanini August 16, 2006

Love

Love is a drug, be careful you’ll overdose.

guy: i’m scared to love her
guy 2: why?
guy: love is a drug, i’ve been on it for too long.

guy 2: you’re right. you’ll overdose

in the end we all get hurt. love is nothing but a goddamn drug

by nothingbutheartbreaks January 10, 2019

Love

The biggest fucking lie ever told to the fools that are us.

Love is a lie.

by What’reLinesFor? June 12, 2018