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Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
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heavy, throw it back!

when someone needs a grenade thrown.
by That0neperson May 28, 2023
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Hey guys, welcome back to another video

words of the decade
Hey guys, welcome back to another video, today we are playing minecraft! This is episode #142 of my minecraft let's play.

Bob: CAN YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, JIM?! I CAN HERE IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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It feels like I got hit in the back of the head

A phase founded by Lyndi Hoffman to express gratitude for a meal that felt like the scene in Ratatouille when Remy ate the cheese and strawberry together.
Oh my goodness!! Thanks Thad for the meal. It was so good it feels like I got hit in the back of the head!
by Hydroflaskh2o May 4, 2024
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