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Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune
Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey
by Breh momebt March 17, 2021
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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum
“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy
by jaihr August 10, 2023
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Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
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fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently
Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .
by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018
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Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.
The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.
by fearedbymost March 12, 2016
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Monkey Man

This is a person who talks to little girls. They also hang out with them. He is also a loser
by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021
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