monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest

Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world

by bruhskiithe1st May 22, 2021

Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 28, 2022

bohemian monkey slave

Some fat dude name Jerry

Tell Jerry he looks like a Bohemian monkey slave.

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 08, 2018

fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

by firemonkey123 July 14, 2019

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

monkey cracker

a black and white person (more commonly female)

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"

by PRI777 March 20, 2023

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 05, 2023