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by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022

by jaihr August 10, 2023

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.
by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021
