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Red Detective

When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
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‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.
I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.
by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023
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Red Shadow

14 year old gangster who is afraid of primary school, when he comes back from school sits on the couch and watching 20 episodes Boku no pico. TYPICAL GANGSTAR, he has romantic elements in it, his typical text for the chicks is "Hey you want to wear my glasses?" But every woman laughs at him. But he has great success with gays of from his class.
Kid from primary school: But this Red Shadow is terrible.
Girls from his class: What a fagot
by Red to faggot March 21, 2017
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Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!
My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.
by mandudno2 August 17, 2011
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Red Light

A game kids play on a full size yellow school bus while it is in motion, where a student starts at the white line by the bus driver facing toward the back of the bus. When the game starts, the intension is for the student to reach the red light located on the emergency door at the end of the aisle in the back of the bus. The rest of the students on the bus have one goal and that’s to stop the one student from reaching the red light using all force. This game is best played when the bus driver does not intervene and ignores his/her responsibilities of keeping students safe. Beware, this game can result in injury to all involved.
One of my favorite activities riding the school bus home in Oceanside, NY is Red Light.
by Amtmr January 3, 2024
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Red

Red - the color of a color in the color spectrum.
I like red
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022
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