Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

jack stott

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.

Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"

by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole September 17, 2016

Jack specifically you

A bomboclart pussio

You're a Jack specifically you, yes you

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off

Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack

by DannyM300 March 21, 2018

Jack Burningham

Jack is a very kind person. Despite this when it comes to video games he is normally lacking the skills to complete with his peers

hey can my friend jack burningham join the squad

no he is dogwater

by cumwhore2016 February 11, 2021

Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.

Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls

by -KB May 15, 2022

Jack

The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he will make you fall for him within days, amazing laugh and beautiful eyes, the most amazing handsome man you will ever see.

(And he's really good at skate three)

Jack might be the most amazing guy I've ever met!

by Hayreeburger August 18, 2024