Robert's Dick

The smallest piece of flappy skin in existence, can't get hard, viagra doesn't even help.

Robert's dick? What's that?

by ThaCheesyBoi14 October 24, 2019

No Dick December

This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.

"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."

by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020

elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you

Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*

by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020

Marks Dick

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

Marks dick was the biggest of them all

by Jhonny SinSes big DicK April 7, 2021

Swingin' dick

Military term used to describe any man able to walk. If you were walking your dick was swinging hence the correlation. Particularly remembered from the American/Vietnam conflict.

"...we're gonna need every swingin' dick available"

by Simon7 May 7, 2021

BBQ Dick

When a penis is so red raw after a massive sex sesh that it resembles a burnt BBQ sausage.

lou smashed it so much Jamie got a BBQ dick!

by jesushjohnson October 31, 2022

Dick riding

A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.

Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf

Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?

Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.

Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?

Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.

by Real_shi April 10, 2022