Cock in hand

Expression: Effortless. Easy. Under control. There is nothing to worry about. Attainable.

Sanjay: "Conrad, you haven't uploaded my naked polaroids yet!"
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."

Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."

Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."

by ConradLovesYou3 March 16, 2011

cock holster

see cum dumpster. The talking part of a female (or male)'s face used to store cock for short amounts of time.

Open your cock holster bitch so I can rub callisis on the back of your troat.

by redneck January 15, 2003

cock sock

rubber,condom

She want,s me to wear a cock sock

by unknown June 11, 2006

Cock Diesel

World's Greatest softball team.

Cock Diesels are champions....again!!

by CockDiesels March 16, 2008

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

cock hound

1) n. Any homosexual man.

2) n. Any woman who loves the cock and penetration, prefers more than one at once vaginally, orally and/or anally and never gets enough.

3) n. Any man named Acon.

4) adj. Any woman who willing has sex with a guy at a summer time barbeque on the floor of an upstairs bathroom.

v. cock hounding

Man, Janine looks like she can really take it, I bet she's a total cock hound.

by Jmy June 9, 2005

Cock nazi

Well i totally though that i made up this word but i guess i didn't but my definition for it is someone who is a total asshole or someone that you hate

" Damn u COCK NAZI!"

by xTheRevolutionx December 17, 2004