Doritos Blowcos

the act of someone preforming a blowjob whilst their mouth is full of doritos locos tacos from tacobell (double sour cream).

Bro my coworker gave me some crazy Doritos Blowcos, I busted in 2 minutes. That shit was crunchy!

by NolanRobinson January 25, 2026

hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux May 5, 2006

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016

Ice princess blowjob

When you give a guy a blowjob with crushed ice in your mouth.

Damn that girl have a nice ice princess blowjob.

by Slyer August 22, 2017

Hot Wing Blowgie

An act where a woman gives a man a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth.

" She's into everything, she gave me a hot wing blowgie last night.

by WhiteBoyFame22 September 2, 2017

ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017