ass-whisperer

Someone who sucks up to people.

"I baked muffins for my whole class."
-"Really? You are such an ass-whisperer, trying to get people to like you."

by Lowla1985 September 20, 2009

Ass move

Of or pertaining to a moronic act usually a verball insult, that has no comeback AND is very offensive. Also referred to as a "Bitch move"

Asshole: Have you heard of proactive?

Self-conscience guy: Man, that was an Ass move.

by Erik McCleary October 1, 2009

Ass Tray

When someone has an ass that protrudes so far from their body that it forms a flat surface on which a tray can be placed.

I was getting tired of holding everything while waiting in line at Walmart, luckily the woman in front of me had a large enough ass tray for me to put everything on.

by cheeseydude190 April 21, 2010

Ass cast

v: The act of sticking a limb with a cast on it into your ass or another person's ass.
n: A cast that is in an ass.

Dave: I had a weird experience last night.
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I got an ass cast from my girl friend.
Tom: Aw, man! How thick was the cast?

by JustStoppingBy November 28, 2009

ass biter

someone or something that bites ass..usually only when provoked..like when you take his cookies or step on his tootsie...Other word for Ass Biter..Etnie

Ass biter loves to bite ass when provoked!

by poopsie twins January 14, 2011

ass goblin

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.

Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.

by shotybounce April 23, 2009

ass wrinkles

Depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter.

"The length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it"

by Evils September 14, 2006