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Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it
Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes
by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022
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Im cumming

Fuckkkk im cumming
by Emily boobs April 17, 2025
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Cum Rodent

A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.
"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021
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Cum-Guzzler

A dickhead who constanly spurts stupid shit out of there mouth which they have consumed from other people.
Person 1: "Did you know that people who have a larger index finger than ring finger have a 12 inch monster penis"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.
by rove nipperess September 18, 2022
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Cum

The shit out'cha dick when u stroke the cock
Shawty I'm bouta cum

Please don't I'm a minor

Oh shit "FBI OPEN UP"
by StickyCumSock October 7, 2021
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Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020
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