Texas death roll

While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in

My girl has been acting up imma give her the Texas death roll tonight

by Sexy Texan 2000 January 1, 2022

Texas ranger

A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby

How long has Texas ranger been crying for, a year?

by Megaworp January 4, 2022

Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 6, 2022

Texttroduce

To introduce someone or someones via text messenger or any form of messenger platform.

Once Ian and Shelley are ready to meet, I will texttroduce them.

by boomersic January 13, 2022

Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out

Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?

by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.

Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"

by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022