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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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nugan nuts

fake testicles. May be used for those who are not fully endowed, or for sex changes.
Brian got his nugan nuts today.
by Sue Billy Bob May 14, 2003
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Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
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Deez nuts

Something to say to interrupt a conversation and make people laugh, or just randomly say whenever.
Andy: Hey did you here about the"
John: Deez nuts?
by Manden56 May 28, 2023
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Fuckin on nut

A form of doing to much Relates to such terms like
Dck riding and dck eating
Kristen:Why are u messing with Dasia

Dalon: stop fuckin on nut

Kerrie : why u wearing skinny jeans with that big ahh shirt
Quincy: you just fuckin on nut
by Kb from atl October 3, 2024
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Timmy tough nuts

Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social
Fuckin timmy tough nuts over here wont look me in the eyes butl'll talk behind a screen
by Yaint shit son November 5, 2020
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Nut cheese

Cheese like growth/fungus that grows between the flee bidden thighs of a West Virginian Orangutan.
My name is JON-EEE and I have a Nut cheese disorder.
by Rankinggggqueen November 11, 2020
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