Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Cum Bubble

When you cum in a girls butt hole and she farts and it produces a bubble.

Dude this girl produced a cum bubble last night after I nutted in her asshole.

by Mickey22 February 22, 2015

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025

Cum

Is what you say to ur mom when you want something

Can i have some cum?

by hihi356 September 12, 2022

cum fartz

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by CumFartz223 February 9, 2022

Cum Bombing

When you send an envelope filled with cum to somebody's mailbox.

My ex found out that I was the one Cum Bombing her.

by thesucc12 October 20, 2021

cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.

Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025