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If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?

God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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Do you want a turn of this?

A skits way of askingdo you want a hit of this joint?”
Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”
by jiveturkey02 July 29, 2019
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do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.
“He made me…do things…to him….”

Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye
do you know what I'm thinking the word is differed you know now so yeah
by crushing on people July 9, 2023
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he do it for the book

Parole officer calls and he says he does construction but real still slang dope..... he do it for the book
by Kmatic April 20, 2018
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doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
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do a lottie

when you do your buisness in a book aka a wet bible
i would do a lottie but i can't read
by remis biggest fan November 1, 2020
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