shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

by The Bandit May 4, 2008

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Get the shut up one shit at a timemug.

one beer short of a six pack

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.

You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.

by Oldman. February 20, 2018

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Get the one beer short of a six packmug.

One prong short of a full fork

When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!

I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!

by rickdudly February 8, 2013

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