war kid

a kid who is or was way too interested in wars, talks about wars in, knows a lot about the history of wars, and or plays war games

bill: hey look its (war kid)
(war kid): what’s up bill want to play war thunder when we get home?
bill: no im not a war kid

by anonymous August 17, 2023

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

showchoir kid

the most evil conniving bastards you'll ever meet in school

embarrassed to be around people who cant sing

almost always a teachers pet

1: i saw lindsey trying not to laugh at some freshman during rehearsal

2: isn't she a showchoir kid?

by lithiumionbatteryeater September 29, 2023

iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

sketcher kid

A sketcher is an annoying kid that is loud asf n doesnt know how to tie shoes

Bro Cj a sketcher kid ong
Wdym sketcher kid ?

Oh hes annoying and cant tie his shoes so a sketcher kid.

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010