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double neening

the art of using one neen, yet double neening. it's definitely a talent.
madds: gill u got a neen???
gill: oh yeh, we'll 'double neen'
madds: ahhhhh AMAZING idea
madds (says to weirdo guy): oi take a pic of us 'double neening'
(weirdo takes pic)
weirdo: fuck u chick are amazing at 'double neening'
madds and gill look at photo
madds: that was art
by maddstarino September 5, 2008
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Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022
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double-half-first-cousin

1- Child of parent’s half-sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents

on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
4-Double-half-cousin.
5- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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double shower

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
by legendsword2 September 5, 2016
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Double dog

When a friend agrees to party, or get on some games with the boys, and then never shows up or turns into a ghost.
"Damn Tristan said he would get on some age of empires 2 with us tonight, and he got drunk with fat Justin instead, that double dog mother fucker."
by Greer Schantz May 4, 2025
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Double Diggler

The female act of vigorously stroking two penises simultaneously.
Suzanne did the Double Diggler on her boyfriend and his roommate last night!!!
by LeeLee2976 December 7, 2024
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Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach
Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned
by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025
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