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cutie baby 

adam is a cutie baby, the cutest baby
adam you are so cute, you’re a cutie baby
cutie baby by fifiknowsall May 20, 2021

Government Baby 

An adult, working-aged individual with an extensive, stable career in the public sector, specifically those in government, military, law enforcement, transportation, public office, etc., (jobs where what you mostly do is show up, follow procedure, avoid trouble and collect a paycheck) but has never worked a single day in the private sector and therefore has little to no understanding of the daily hustle of the average Joe.

This is an individual who likely does not understand project and leadership ambiguity, navigating regulatory grey-areas, unconventional problem solving, asking for forgiveness rather than permission, and bending the rules to get stuff done. This is because said skills, despite most folks utilizing these on a daily, that Government Babies never develop or hone working the Nannie-like G-jobs that tell you in which direction to take a wiz.

Government Babies tend to focus in on nominal, but obvious indicators of a situation to quickly jump to a conclusion and plan of action rather than ask insightful questions and make more informed, efficient and successful decisions.

Example: A police officer profiling the driver of a beater car in a nice neighborhood as a druggie, homeless, a burglar or lost: a Government Baby doesn't understand that not everyone works a stable job with excellent benefits offering prevailing wages allowing one to purchase a decent looking vehicle AND a nice house.
Of course the FBI shows up the Arab dudes house for posting a negative review of his ex-boss on Glassdoor while they totally ignore the White armament hoarder next door, to a Government Baby all Arabs are automatically terrorists.
Government Baby by fuwad84 June 26, 2021

Titty baby 

A grown ass man who’s babied by his mother.
Wait so he’s 45 still living off his mom?

Yea hes a titty baby.
Titty baby by Janztek June 26, 2021

My baby doofus 

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her
The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus
My baby doofus by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

Revenge baby 

When the significant other has not learned their lesson in life or used protection. One party or the other straight sent it.
Man :"That woman was so out of line when she cheated on me, I did an about face and got her pregnant, revenge baby."

Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."
Revenge baby by Ankle-sprain July 22, 2021

uncle baby 

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.
"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"
uncle baby by Clownonymous August 11, 2021