Zoot

A Zoot is a Chinese Watermelon

-Yo, did you see that advertisement for a Zoot? What even is that?
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store

by whatsazoot? June 20, 2022

Zoot

The act of a female giving their best head (baby daddy/husband material)

Guy 1: I think Hillary really loves me cause she gave me the best zoot ever
Guy 2: No, she just likes to smoke blunts

by Itsyourgfxoxo June 21, 2022

Zooted

Getting high to the point you feel like everything's surreal

He smoked and got zooted

by xvnscxbbie July 10, 2022

zootsey

A gal or a guy with a sweet and spicy personality.

"See this hun right next to me? I got to know her and she's one helluva Zootsey Tootsie Pop!

by Urbyurby July 20, 2022

Zooted

Going really fast in a vehicle

We just zooted that car.

by Rah_54 August 8, 2022

Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

by FckingBubba August 12, 2022

Zootie

A sticker found around multiple cities in Oregon. Zootie is a blue space monkey who is also high as shit. Origins unknown

That guy looks like Zootie after he hit the blunt.

by bootieman December 9, 2022