Woodstock

What everyone who lived in the 60s said they went to, but actually didn't.

Dude, remember Woodstock? It was radical!
I didn't go, and neither did you, you pothead hippie wannabe.

by I'm so bloody bored February 24, 2015

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009

woofsh

woofsh is a cool sound to make after taking a shot

'Woofsh' , that shot was strong.' kyle said

by Kyla Guidoboni November 29, 2006

woodsin

Hitting a drive, with 300 yards carry, over woods to a green that has never been driven before. Also, used in reference to a drive over 300 yards. In many cases woodsin may be interchanged with "mossin" except in a golf sense.

"Did I just drive that green?" "Dude, your straight up woodsin."

by Robert West November 25, 2007

Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.

Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.

by HeroicIronFist March 31, 2016