Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

Gutless Wonder

a computer PSU that is so crappy that it will likely blow up and kill all your components or start a fire

Person: What is your opinion on Diablotek and Coolmax power supplies?
Me: They're gutless wonders, get a decent unit from Seasonic, Super Flower, EVGA, ect instead.

by Lovethecreeper March 30, 2023

One Hit Wonder

The person who takes one hit of weed and gets so high that they don't need anymore.

"He took one hit from the bong last night and was out all night. He's definitely a one hit wonder."

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.

Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!

by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020

Wondering Ball's

A promiscuous man who is always seeking and searching who can't seem to settle down.

Hey! That guy has wondering ball's I wouldn't trust him.

by Rob Ruger November 2, 2021

Wonder Breadin

To loaf, to procrastinate, to eff around.

You get that done? No. Moe you wonder breadin cuz.

by J_Walkin September 19, 2010

Sometimes I Wonder If

When you wonder something but forget what you’re talking about.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.

Sometimes I wonder if… what was I saying? Oh yeah. If Ohio skibidi toenails mixed with the grimace shake is fanum tax.

by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023