winter halo

that magical instance when you finish blowing some guy and he pulls out and pees/cums on yr head.

Me: "Hey, why is yr head so icy?"
Yr Mom: "I got a winter halo."
Me: "awww shit."

by poopinyoface October 23, 2008

Winter

The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.

This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.

Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.

Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.

by Awesome Bloxy March 6, 2022

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

Winter Soldier

The Einter Soldier is a Black Man (Most commonly Dread-Headed) who is sexually attracted to White Women. This Species who is hated by Dr. Umar, will do anything in his power to Crack a White Girl, especially of the girl is younger then them.

Dante: Who's that nigga?
Joe: It's one of those dread-heads stealing all the bitches from us.
Kevin: I bet he's the Winter Soldier.

by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024

Winter

The coldest time of year when ripped jeans and sweaters look like a good idea but when your knees go numb on your way to school you will be full of regrets. When it finally snows your still not free because you have to shovel snow and scrape ice off the car. Your always cold in winter

Like
Always
It’s miserable

And
Awful

Crap Christmas break is over now there are two more miserable months of winter

by Peace_l0ve March 3, 2022

Xavier winter

Xavier winter is a kid that practices the art of autism, he can be see f***ing his dog at 3 am and is often avoided by many at school due too his erotic actions

“Here comes Xavier winter” hide from him

by Superdogggg68645 July 30, 2023