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winter lu’au

A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.
Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!
by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023
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Lana Winters

A fictional character portrayed by Sarah Paulson in the second season of American Horror Story, Asylum. Winters is known as Sarah's best character in the whole eight seasons she's been in.
I think that Lana Winters beat every other character of Sarah in American Horror Story.
Lana Winters deserved better!
by sarahsmybeloved July 25, 2021
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winter halo

that magical instance when you finish blowing some guy and he pulls out and pees/cums on yr head.
Me: "Hey, why is yr head so icy?"
Yr Mom: "I got a winter halo."
Me: "awww shit."
by poopinyoface October 23, 2008
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Winter

The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.

This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.
Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.

Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.
by Awesome Bloxy March 6, 2022
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Winter

A Dominican and Jamacian girl from the Bronx that would peel ya muffin cap back blur
If winter come you done
by The urban diction air November 23, 2021
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winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016
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winter

winter is not that pretty but has nice eyes, she has no self love or confidence. She doesnt belive that she is pretty or skinny or that her crush likes her back. She is suicidal and deppressed.
"hey winter"
"no"
by she is so fab!!!!! November 8, 2019
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