Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019

weed walk

When you love taking long walks when you are high.

I pick my favorite music and love to do weed walk man.

by Barkandou September 5, 2021

Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus February 19, 2012

Walking Limbo

When a person walking in the opposite direction as you changes direction when you change direction in an attempt to pass each other but you just end up awkwardly right in front of each other. trying change directions again.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a really long walking limbo with that kid from Spanish with the bad hair.

by Kayleh March 6, 2009

Walking Food

Food that is better to eat walking while you are high.

Walking Food such as Sour Punch Straws

by Bwaaahhhhh November 25, 2009

Coal Walk

Something unexpectedly badass done by someone not particularly badass, making the deed more unexpected and more badass.

IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.

Bob: Hey, did you see that episode of The Office where Pam did the coal walk?
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.

Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!

Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!

by dangeridiculous November 7, 2011

Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.

Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk

by zaq101 September 9, 2006