Crackhead: aye man i got these cheesburgers buy em and i'll suck yo dick
Person: man get ur ass outta here wtf-ill
Person: man get ur ass outta here wtf-ill
by Rufus Davis March 11, 2010

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?
Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?
Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023

wtf stands for Wheres The Food
if you think it means What The Fuck.... you're an embarrassment! GO GET A DAMN LIFE YOU NERD!
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you need help if you think it means 'what the fuck'
hell naw bro it means 'wheres the food'
GET THAT IN YOUR BRAIN GOT DAMNIT
if you think it means What The Fuck.... you're an embarrassment! GO GET A DAMN LIFE YOU NERD!
correct wrong
W T F W T F
h h o h h u
e e o a e c
r d t k
e
s
you need help if you think it means 'what the fuck'
hell naw bro it means 'wheres the food'
GET THAT IN YOUR BRAIN GOT DAMNIT
you: wtf
friend : what did you just say
you: what?
friend: did you just say 'what the fuck'
you: no.
friend: yes you did
you: *laughs hysterically* it means 'wheres the food' *snorts like peppa*
friend : what did you just say
you: what?
friend: did you just say 'what the fuck'
you: no.
friend: yes you did
you: *laughs hysterically* it means 'wheres the food' *snorts like peppa*
by SensiMay February 19, 2021

Message chat:
Person 1: my sister's boyfriend cheated on her so I banged his girl to get back at him.
Person 2: WTF bro
Person 1: my sister's boyfriend cheated on her so I banged his girl to get back at him.
Person 2: WTF bro
by anonymous October 27, 2020
