Woke (Noun) - Hand-wringing, bed-wetting little pussies. Think men are women. Think African & Asian culture is superior to White Western & Far Eastern culture. Think illegal immigrants are tops but wouldn't want to live with or near them. Are generally failures in their pathetic existences.
Person 1- hello, nice day isn't it.
Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
by Bish bash boosh March 16, 2025
Get the Wokemug. To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.
Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!
by Yongundong April 24, 2017
Get the woke up in a cold sweatmug. A term used by people who wish that rampant racism, homophobia and misogyny was still socially acceptable
by GaelicSoxFan April 17, 2021
Get the Wokemug. A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.
The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!
by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023
Get the Wokenessmug. A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.
They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
Get the woke-avistmug. A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.
Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."
by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025
Get the Wokemug. When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Wokenessmug.