The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
by Cut glitter December 4, 2016
Get the Unicorn horn mug.mythical being that is believed to be able to solve any math problem by didving by the area!!also a common raecherism much to the annoyance of the williams of the world.
AWWW man a cant do this problem!?
Its alrite man just divide by the area.
PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?
YEA!!
Its alrite man just divide by the area.
PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?
YEA!!
by peekabooooooooooo April 15, 2008
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Get the unicorn mug.by Cummaster69 December 14, 2010
Get the Manly Unicorn Of Science mug.A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!
"Dude, how was your weekend?"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
by GeoGuyofSanPedro August 23, 2010
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starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"
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starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"
by Tree-Fitty November 30, 2005
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